Hello blazers! NFKRZ here, how you guys doing today? welcome to a brand new video
and yes guys before we get into this
you have guessed it right I'm going to be talking about the
youtube heros thing today
and now before you call me out for being an unoriginal faggot
for jumping on the bandwagon and shit like that you know what
I've been on this meme for a long fucking time okay
I literally stumbled across this YouTube heroes thing
two days ago okay and the video at that time it literally had
300 fucking dislikes it was out for a whole day
It had 30K views and 300 dislikes
and now it probably has more dislikes than the fucking
Call of Duty Infinite Warfare trailer(ofc its cancer) so
its gotten quite a lot of exposure
*whispers* but...but I found out about it before the reddit
neckbeards so I'm..uh...I'm not jumping
the bandwagon guys just...just
please stop harassing me and bullying me
thank you
*speaking* I wanted to make a video on this shit two days ago
but I was so busy with studying and stuff
that I just couldn't get around it so
now I just look like a bandwagoning faggot
who jumps on every single hot topic
uhh this...this is quite depressing
I mean as long as we have such legends as
boogie2988, Ecy and Sinn0h
I'm clearly not the biggest bandwagoner
on this entire website
but yeah guys I know that everyone and their fucking mom
has made a video about this shit okay
Leafy uploaded a video yesterday that was called
"The End of YouTube is Here"
uhh... "(THE DEATH OF YOUTUBE ITSELF)"
oh my fucking god its like the
worst title I've seen in months on YouTube dude
I mean it's quite funny because Leafy got criticized
by iDubbbz for repeating his points over and
over in the video, but now Leafy literally
gives so much less fucks that
he even fucking repeats himself 2 times
in the title of the fucking video.
Jesus christ
I guess that's just a new fucking thing on youtube
whenever YouTube changes their terms of service
Or some shit, just make a video that says
OMG GUYS MY CHANNEL IS GETTING FUCKING D-D-DELETED TOMMORROW DUDE
I mean honestly it's the same shit every fucking time
When YouTube just adds little changes in their fucking
Terms Of Service
Your entire subscribtion feed on youtube
is just filled with fucking slanted faces of this YouTube Logo
That's fucking it
Nothing else on your entire fucking subscribtion box
This is what the human race has come to
This is what you leave for our ancestors to see
I mean let's be fair the reactions as expected
YouTube changes something in this fucking terms of service or whatever
and everybody just starts uploading videos called
"OMG GUYS YOUTUBE IS SHUTTING DOWN MY CHANNEL"
"MY CHANNEL IS IN DANGER OF GETTING SHUT DOWN"
"YouTube iS dEaD, oMG iS YuOtubE gonNA FukCINg dIE ToMorroW"
Shut the fuck up everybody
Nothing is gonna fucking happen to your channel
Nobody's gonna fucking ban your channel
And nothing is gonna happen to YouTube
And YouTube
i-i-it
It's not fucking dead okay
In no way i'm trying to say that
you should stop making videos about the new stupid YouTube Terms of service
You need to
ya know
not make videos about the whole YouTube Heroes thing
No You definitely need to make videos about that
and point out the bullshit
and call out youtube
So maybe that actually changes something
But while you do it please don't make the fucking title of the video
"YouTube is shutting down my channel"
or "YouTube is dead" or some shit
That is literally
the GAYEST SHIT Ever
Okay guys i'm sorry i just went way too fucking mad
i-i-I'm supposed to rant about YouTube heroes in this video
But i'm ranting about people who are ranting about YouTube Heroes
This is
This is definitely not what should be happening in this video
So, let's get to the actual fucking topic
I don't wanna start the video with saying shit like
"Oh if you didn't know if you have been living under a rock for the past 2 Days"
"There is this huge thing called YouTube heroes"
"And it's really fucking bad"
"And im well aware that everybody in the fucking internet knows this shit"
"by this point"
"but i'm still going to take out five minutes of my video"
"just talking about the prehistory of the entire thing"
"And actually ranting about the whole thing"
"Only for five minutes"
No i'm not going to do that shit
I'm pre...I'm pretty sure
That you guys are well aware of what this YouTube Heroes is
It's a new cool google project
That allows the community of YouTube to interact
With the website more
And uuh
"Improve The Community"
"Improve The Website"
By censoring the creators on the website
And literally making YouTube the physical fucking imbodiment
Of North Korea
I mean soon enough with all this shit
YouTube is probably going to be available in China again
because you know what? Youtube is trying-
It's literally becoming a communistic website
This website is ran by fucking
fucking communists who don't respect America
This is all I have to say, guys
Susan Wojcicki
Or whatever the fuck your last name is
You know, your last name is Polish or whatever
You fucking commie cunts you still haven't
You still haven't recovered after that
USSR abandoning your country,
you cunt
[laughs]
This is so
fucking dumb, guys
Yeah, I know what you're up to, Susan Wojcicki, you fucking communist
piece of shiiiit
Stop trying to make Youtube North Korea and stop trying
to push Youtube into the Chinese market,
Thank you
Susan Wojcicki
On the serious note though, guys, I'm pretty sure that you all know what
Youtube Heroes is, so I don't need to explain
it for five hours in the fucking video, so let's
just get straight into it and watch the fucking video
itself, do a little bit of a spicy reaction.
And also commentate a little bit on the whole idea
and why this whole project
is a fucking abomination.
[idiotic video starts]
[sighs] oh my god, okay.
Not even fucking getting into the concept of the video,
Not even getting into the idea, right?
This video is already complete cancer.
And you know why? It's because it has royalty free
indie rock music in the background
You know that kind of music
that plays in every fucking advertisement ever
It's basically the new Royalty Free Ukulele
You can play fucking anything to this music
And it will not look and sound like shit
You can sell fucking anything
You just put a piece of shit on a plate
And shove it in someone's face while playing Indie Rock music
And (s)he will think this is the new cool
thing that people wanna eat right now.
Guys, you can literally put fucking anything to happy
Indie Rock music and it will
not look bad. Like let me just
try this real quick and you guys will tell me
in the comments what do you think of this
[oooh, Hitler in happy music, cool shit mate]
See? Just like that, now with Indie Rock
even the World War two seems like a fun
event.
[idiotic video plays again]
Ah, yeah, guys, I know
Where you want me to go right now, right,
because the joke is..
[you get it, right, funny joke, not old at all, mhm]
What can I come up with that's related to me and subtitles?
Hm, I really
can't come up with any joke about that
What if there was a funny fella, who told me in the comments
that I should put subtitles on my videos?
Haha, that would be hilarious, dude
Well, all I can say about this one, guys
I guess it's good and, ah you know, a lot of
you guys who watch my channel, specifically
A lot of you gonna become Youtube Heroes
because adding subtitles to my videos -
quite a necessary process
so, ah, a lot of you guys are going to
become Youtube Heroes. And abusing
the terrible powers that this
hero status gives you
You know what? It kinda feels like my channel and me,
we're not trying to prevent this whole Youtube Heroes thing
It kinda feels like encouraging it.
Well shit.
[We are some loyal Youtube Heroes, only for NFKRZ]
Now this when the video actually gets a little bit serious
and a little bit fucked up. Because you know what?
Now Youtube is promoting snitching
becasue being the snitch is sick
and awesome. It should be rewarded
in our current society.
You know, if you're a feminist that gets triggered by the name Hugh Mungus (humongous)
and you watch the video on the internet
and you don't really agree with the message
You don't really agree, you don't really like the guy that is making the video, right
Oh you know, just click the "report" button real quick -
the video will be fucking deleted
the monetization would be disabled for the creator
And it's a win/win situation because you get poooiiints
And you become a Youtube fucking Herooo
Basically all it says is that people are now going to report every fucking video they see
Every fucking video they see? (yes) Every fucking video they dislike they're going to report it
And since the new Youtube's terms and service are so fucking retarded
that you cant even SWEAR anymore
in the videos, right.
Then EVERY fucking video is gonna get fucking reported
and nobody's going to earn any money on Youtube anymore
This shit just basically opens new doors for
social justice warriors and triggered feminists (?)
to take down videos they do not agree with
I mean maybe I'm just overthinking this too much
and none of this would actually happen. Y'know
It's just a theory...
A GAME THEORY
[Insert terrible laughing here]
I-I'm sorry for the joke
P-P-P-Please don't unsubscribe please
[Shitty video start going again]
Aw hell yeah
So yeah guys this is fucking it; this is like the biggest
bullet point in the entire video that everybody
is fucking freaking out about and just doesn't
understand why this was even a thing
right? Basically the more and more
you earn by fucking reporting videos
because you're triggered, the more levels
kinda you upgrade levels on this
Youtube Hero thing. And if you reach
level 3 you get some
"Super Tools" and one of them includes
"Mass Flagging Videos"
which basically means that anyone now
who has no fucking life can just be sitting
all day and flagging videos until they reach
level 3 right? And then level 3
oh fuck that, they didn't even need to watch
the fucking videos anymore. They just fucking flag
the entirety of fucking Youtube.
You know what let's just go on the front page
of Youtube and flag every single
fucking video there is. Oh hell
yeah! Let's give some biased idiots
who are probably very very biased
toward certain youtubers, certain topics,
certain opinions, and certain themes.
Let's give these people the power to
flag, delete and unmonetize
every single video on fucking Youtube.
That would totally not be ever abused by
anyone who uses this feature right?
No everybody's gonna be such an honest nice
person, and everybody is only going to
actually flag only inappropriate
videos. Hell yeah! Great idea
Youtube, I-I applaud you.
I'm literally standing up right now.
Innovation. [Cringe starts once more]
My name uh Jeeeeeff. Uh
once again guys uh sorry for that joke.
Please do not unsubscribe thank you
So apparently if you falsely flag enough videos
and ruin enough days, you will be
able to contact Youtube staff and
possibly be a member of
Youtube yourself. W-What a great career choice
That was step 4 for the Youtube Heroes.
Hopefully the step 5 for
Youtube Heroes would be getting fucking
ass cancer because that's literally what all
the people who are falsely flagging videos on Youtube
fucking deserve. So in
conclusion what will the Youtube Heroes thing
do? Well honestly probably just fuck all
Just like the new terms of service that YouTube implemented
You know a couple of weeks ago
Everybody was bitching about it
Fuckall happened you know
i got like 2 videos unmonetized
and i got one of them back just like 3 days later
So i couldn't give a fuck really
Nothing really changed with the ToS change to be honest
but If this actually goes big, right
if it actually happens
and there's just thousands of triggered feminists
who-aa- who will constantly
just report every single fucking video you may
Upload on YouTube, well then we are
All Truly Fucked
Anyways guys that was pretty much it for this video
Thank you Soo much for watching it
If you did enjoy it
Please make sure to slap a mothafuckin' like on this video
and I will see you guys
In the next one
peeeeeeeeeeeaaaaace
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